So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
just when i thought things couldnt get worse, the batteries died in my vibrator.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
I've figured out why I love winter sex. Because I make them leave the beanie on, and we all know I love a man in a beanie.
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
So here's a brief summary of my weekend: last night I drank four glasses of Death Punch, grabbed the toaster, said "This is mine", put it in my pants and walked out the front door.
I just had sex a few hours ago now i'm eating frozen yogurt making sex plans for tonight while catching Pokémon. What a time to be alive.
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
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