i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Okay the common myth about putting tampons in you nostrils for a nose bleed is busted. It just starts coming out through your throat.
I've always wanted to pass out in a bathtub
I think most people do. Your only real mistake was turning the water on first.
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
i don't know what happened one minute im stumbling home drunk and the next im drinking pabst and smoking with a french guy ive never met named hugo.
Randomize
