Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
you never know when you'll meet the man of your dreams and bang him in an elevator
i was drunk and our names rhymed...what was i supposed to do?
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
Then you better bring Starbucks and a box of condoms in the morning.
Oh shit. This is getting real.
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
I just wiped cum off my face with baby wipes... #momlife
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
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