Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
please hold off on going into labor, i might need you to take me to the free clinic
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
My high school reunion is Thursday so I need to find an outfit that says "Haha, you got fat and I got tits. Suck it, bitches."
I'm sitting on the floor singing Bruno mars while they cook and occasionally pet me
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
Not to play devil's advocate, but, considering how our species has evolved so far... I'm kinda rooting for the sun on the whole heat death thing.
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