my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
Then she yelled something like "YOU HAVE SO MANY FORKS!" before collapsing on the floor
He asked if I wanted a dutch rudder. 1.) Who says that? 2.) How exactly does one do that with a girl?
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
I hear my roommate snoring and I feel bad for his girlfriend but then I hear them having sex and I guess it all works out in the end.
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