wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
Like if there was an award for best way to take a girls virginity, he would get a standing ovation. And first prize. Probably a bunch of roses too. That good.
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
I swear god is testing me by giving me awesome guys with tiny penises
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
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