Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
So I'll spare the details, but I think I discovered I'm lactose intolerant. In my sleep. And you'll be needing new sheets.
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
Apparently I bought a laptop last night, then gave the laptop to a friend who was going to give it to her friends' friend to put some cool shit on it. Anyway, I have no idea where my new laptop is now.
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
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