god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
Grilled cheese is the best thing. ever. better than boys, and alcohol, and sex, and chocolate, and money. But not really the last two.
I'm afraid to text her because most of the time she just replies with "cockblock."
We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
Im also drinking whiskey while on a treadmill wearing high heels so let's consider that for a moment.
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
I hope your perfect outfit is a slutty power rangers outfit. That's been my dream wedding since I was a kid.
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
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