i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
You need to tell your booty call to take some sudafed or something. I swear I thought you were humping Kermit the frog last night
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
got into a fight with a bouncer over who's moustache is better again last night...
How did you make it to work sans hangover?
4 words: Clif Bar soaked in tequila. Just like albert pujols
Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
And I'm still awake, and you left me. Like the guy on Jurassic Park, that jumped out of the car expecting me to save myself while there is a man eating T-rex ready to tear my ass apart except theres a mathematician and paleontologist there to save me because they are bad asses.
And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
Well, after a pitcher of beer, I set my ex on fire. It was a little fire, he's fine. How's your night?
I am getting off work an hour early just to watch you drink. Never let it be said that I don't love you.
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
I'm like a bad decision making factory. I need to sit down and have a chat with my decision making elves.
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