hey no worries the mystery has been solved- i jst sneezed and my undies popped outta my nose.
he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
He was trying to put his hand up my shirt but I remembered the coke was stashed in my bra so I moved his hand to my pants
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
There's banana everywhere and your hamster may or may not have stayed the night in the microwave...
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
Dad danced with a girl half his age and her boyfriend just sat at the bar and waited for dad to be done. I bought pity nachos.
I walked into the bathroom and there's this 6'5" cop washing his hands. He looks at me and goes, "Heard you singing outside. Sound real pretty."
No more tequila EVER.
I'm glad you still love me even when I change pants in the kitchen and demand you spoon me
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
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