I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
I believe that I finger-banged my way to the top of the corporate ladder.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
We were all drunk for the whole flight. Steve doesn't even remember the cab ride to the airport. At 6am. Says he "blacked back in" at security.
Don't make this awkward for me. Don't let your mom come near the bathroom. I can't meet your mom for the first time while I'm shitting. Dont make this awkward.
This is God's way of telling me He loves me and wants me to be a cocktease.
Go forth my daughter and give blue balls to all who may gaze upon your tits.
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
Get up, biotch, before I come traipsing in there to rip apart whatever god-forsaken spoon you have going on between the two of you and your dog.
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
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