found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
I hope my sperm were as drunk as I was.
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
After she cried and passed out at four in the morning, I had a very lovely, very drunken conversation with her mother while decorating a cake into the shape of a penis.
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
First thing that comes on in the morning is kanye's I can't hold my liquor. yeezus lives.
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
After you puked in the bathtub you claimed you were never eating quesadillas again and you never even ate a quesadilla
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
I just read my D.A.R.E. essay from 5th grade. I'm having mixed feelings about my previous life choices right now.
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
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