Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
You were too busy being proud of your penis shaped pancakes to notice...
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back.
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
I was so high I kept trying to flush the toilet with the light switch
I’m the skeleton in his closet, but I only come out on Tuesday and Thursday afternoon and when his wife is out of town
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