I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
I will tell my future kids about the time I went to the bar with a stomach virus. Like a champ.
She's just so happy...and so naked.
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
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