I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
she looked like the before picture.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
Explain to me how "cheap asian titties" is a complement?
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
Apparently while fucking a girl in the ass last night I cracked a molar, trying to find a dentist now.
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
The morning after your company Xmas party and that moment you're eating a block of cheese in bed wearing a sequin blazer and recalling all the details of your one night stand with a coworker who happened to start that day...fuck.
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
I accidentally put Bacardi in my coffee this morning. I ain't even mad.
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