You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
woke up to 35 texts all saying im cheating on her
me and last nights hook up spent two hr. figuring out a reply we went with i love you..
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
If i apologize for punching you in the liver repeatedly will you explain where the grass stains on my shoulders came from?
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
Just met another girl you fucked but this time in seattle. Your cock gets almost as much mileage as jet blue. Anaheim and seattle both say hi, figured you don't remember their names.
If, when you wake up, you're wondering why you're in the bathtub, it's because when I tried to move you, you yelled that that was cheating and tried to kick me in the face.
Fair enough.
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
4 days in college, 3 frat parties. I haven't been this drunk since the unspeakable Jäger bomb incident in Sweden.
My walk of shame wasn't complete until I projectile vomited clutching my truck bumper while he just smiled with that look of regret.
"Fwd: Nice to meet you last night thanks for the tit flash" no recollec. i am officially banned from wearing tube tops to the bar.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
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