he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
I'm in the fetal position trying to figure out a way to get someone to deliver me pancakes.
I definitely almost just pulled a condom out of my purse instead of money for my dad.
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
You asked him if he would have sex with you under the dinosaur. He declined and then you started crying, blaming the sand.
Randomize