Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
I literally can not watch Thor without thinking of your dick
I was the oldest, shortest, and soberest at the New Years party last night. My life sucks
i woke up to a text from someone I put in my phone last night as "Giant Penis"
what did G.P. say?
oddly enough it was a dick pic
I brought her cheeseburgers and tequila but she's still mad at me.
Can we get pizza? This is seriously not a booty call. I just really want someone to get pizza with me.
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
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