I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
Dying on my bathroom floor at 7 am, I would rather be eaten by a shark right now
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
Randomize
