chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
Do you know how disconcerting it is to hear the sound a dog makes while it drinks water and find out that it's someone eating you out?
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
That works. I won't care. I'll be a mermaid. Mermaids don't give a fuck.
Especially drunk mermaids.
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
After passing out at the kitchen table, you woke up in my parents bed in between them. With no pants on.
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
You’ll (maybe) appreciate that I picked at my ingrown hair again. Quarantine updates are getting BLEAK.
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