i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
I'm beginning to think the only reason I get laid anymore is girls are fantasizing sleeping with my dad...
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
No more. You can't have nice things, and vodka is a nice thing.
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
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