She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
she was pretty much dry humping my leg when her boyfriend walked in. he says "you should probably leave." all i could come up with was "YEAH, I KNOW!"
i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
i just burped and it tasted like condom. please tell me i wasn't lame and made that guy wear one for a bj last night.
but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
I never actually go in the club. I get in line, hit on a chick, and convince her to come drink all she wants for free at my house.
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
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