Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
Whoever had sex in my bed during the party last night left a glow in the dark condom on my floor. I'm not even mad anymore, I just want to know who it is so they can tell me where to get one.
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
I just shaved my vag with a razor my dad left when he was here a few months ago. Too hungover to think about the Freudian connotations
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
If sex isn’t mentioned at least three times at the dinner table, I’m not interested...
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