i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
I think I ruined Robin and Mikes anniversary. I walked in on them fucking, accidentally broke the necklace he gave her, and I stole the keg from their party. Not in that order
I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
So what do normal people wear to parties? Normal meaning not you.
You wear an inflatable farm animal to TWO THEMED PARTIES and I never get to hear the end of it...
Unfortunately hes not a hipster douchebag with no life goals, so naturally I'm not interested.
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
