It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
You should photoshop their heads on tigers first!!
For my parents' annivery card? How high are you?
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
this isn't the first time i woke up with peanut butter in my butt
But actually he solved 40% of my life problems just in one dicking
My last memory of last night was being in a laundry room doing blow and admiring a washer and dryer... I think that's the earmark of old age
So I was dancing on a table with these three girls and my bro. Started to makeout with one and as the song ended I asked what her name was. She said, and I quote, "Nate we hooked up two weeks ago". To which my reply was to lift my beer to bro and proclaim, "RAGE".
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
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