I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
... oops
As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
We didn't talk. I watched you drop an egg on the floor. And watched you praise your haunted broom.
You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
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