dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
i'm at the point now where i want him to say anything. even an apology for his boomerang-shaped penis would be nicer than no comment.
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
At one point they were sandwiching me, both petting my stomach, mad dogging each other. Then they somehow telepathically decided to both try to pull my pants down. Such nice guys.
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
I'm drunk and in a paddle boat and my friend won't quit yelling about pandas. Does this ever happen to you?
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
Oh yeah, nothing says welcome home like walking in on your parents having sex on your bed while the dog is watching, they told me to wait until they were done...
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