Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
I don't care if he is my ex... I have the deed to his dick until someone else fucks him. We broke up 2 years ago.... I am still holding that deed!
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
She calls her new ritual "bed, bath, and beyond crunk". Hence why I found her passed out in my bath tub this morning.
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
There was a sweat stain in the shape of a fast chick with low standard on your bathroom floor
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
I told him you're making deviled eggs for the party. Sisters make deviled eggs to get their sisters laid. It's science.
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
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