i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
I said I wanted my dignity back. He brought my thong to me after sharpie-ing "dignity" on the front. I'm not sure if I should me mad or impressed.
I think im gonna have to stop sexting on the metra. The middle aged businessman behind me just leaned over and whispered 'dirty girl' and highfived his seatmate.
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
40s are totally the cure
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
My sex life reached a new low tonight: we stopped into this bar so I could pee and when I got out of the bathroom my parents had ordered a round for us and this traveling nurse they met and were trying to run game for me. Saddest part? She was actually going for it.
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