What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
Today I learned that when you lick a mans butthole, you get wined and dined at a nice french restaurant.
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
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