Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
mutual masturbation is only cool if cash money records is involved.
I'm pretty sure my roommate has taken plan B more times than i've had sex. Not sure how that makes me feel.
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
I just watched your sister pour half a bottle of cotton candy flavored snow cone syrup into a bottle of marshmallow flavored vodka, take a swig, frown, and pour a cherry coke in.
Just wait until she offers you a "powerita"
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
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