Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
he said he didn't have a condom.
and you said?
that that's fine cause i was ready to be a mom. yeah - he magically had a condom he forgot about after that.
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
having sex with him was like banging macgyver. he did the most amazing shit with the simplest things
i lost my phone in the process of getting a condom out of my hair
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
That chick needs a catscan. And fuck it, we're still ordering in a stripper
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
Someone brought brownies to work and I was skeptical to eat one then I remembered I was at work and there is no way there is weed in them. Haha I'm blaming you for that.
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
Randomize
