he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
I want a coyote to ride back and forth to the bathroom because walking is getting old
some girl just asked me if I was that guy that hooked up with nine girls in one night. officially a local celebrity. gonna try and autograph her boobs.
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
Just met another girl you fucked but this time in seattle. Your cock gets almost as much mileage as jet blue. Anaheim and seattle both say hi, figured you don't remember their names.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
Last night I passed a kidney stone as I came inside her. Worst. Experience. Ever.
My saliva right now is around 7.6% alcohol/volume.
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
I spent 10 minutes contemplating condensation on grapes this morning.
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
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