Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
My mom make sausages for dinner...and all I could think of was your dog's penis..
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
No, but its not like diarrhea. i swear its like my intestines had a secret bank account and i just punched in the right pin.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
My walk of shame wasn't complete until I projectile vomited clutching my truck bumper while he just smiled with that look of regret.
I'm getting "congrats on your engagement" shots. I need to get engaged more often!
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
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