I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
1. They have gold fish races every wednesday. 2. They have a redbull vodka slushie. We need to visit this place.
1. My fish will beat your fish. 2. Were getting fucked up
she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
We got really stoned and then we fucked. Then he made me a panini.
Oooh, he sounds pretty classy
Actually, not at all. We were stoned so he made me a peanut butter panini. With a Rollo in the middle of it. And he left the panini press on all night. I could have died.
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
Sex obviously provides more sustenance than oatmeal.
He found a way to charmingly ask me for a threesome and when I said no he made it sound like he was even happier. He's a fucking wizard
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