Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
I didn't realize how hung over I was until I rolled over and the world rolled over with me.
I put so much effort into my vagina today. If i don't get laid tonight I'm gonna be pissed.
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
The saltiness of my tears mix perfectly with the tequila.
I'm on strict orders from her to keep sleeping with you until you give her a job next summer.
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
I woke up to find a bottle of Bacardi in my shower rack. How was your night?
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
I don't get it. If he broke into Taco Bell at 2 am, then why couldn't he have brought me home a fucking taco???
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