this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
No no, there's drunk and then there's 'spooning with lawn gnomes' drunk.
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
That awkward moment when the guy you were hitting on at the bar last night is a possible suspect in a murder case.
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
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