on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj.
As usual, I had to fight him for his car keys. Though this time he made it to the valet garage. All the Hispanic attendants gathered around and watched. Felt like I was in a cock fight.
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
Sheila knows I only go down on her on Bastille Day. Valentine's Day we get high and watch The Neverending Story. THE SYSTEM WORKS.
I love that you'd blow off your high school reunion to get shit faced in an aquarium with us
Um. We all know how I feel about sea life
I drank too much tequila. I'm hyperventilating. Send help. I think I slipped through satan's asshole.
Apparently I offered the cop my Taco Bell.
Desperate times...
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
i just remembered i drunk watched the brave little toaster last night
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