Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
...so i touched it.
I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
How's work?
Spinning.
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
my mom just left...time to break out that water bottle of wine that I sewed into my teddy bear
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
There are no female cereal mascots. I just realized that in my drunken state... So sexist...
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
People trash cargo shorts, but I'm like, sorry I had room for beers and you didn't.
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
I'm high. I apologize for that last sentence
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