Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
its 10 pm and i am cleaning vomit off the ceiling. i am nowhere near drunk enough for this to be funny.
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
and I'm sitting five inches from the tv scrunched up in a ball watching doug. It's like I'm five again...except I'm more stoned than the dude who created this show
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
Why is it that when I sustain a serious injury people are more concerned with my level of inebriation than my personal safety?
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
My mom just said we can't get married in nude body suits to look like earthworms. She's ruining my life.
Sorry your girlfriend got you a valentines present and you forgot to get her one.
How long will your dick be dry?
I'm drunk and in a paddle boat and my friend won't quit yelling about pandas. Does this ever happen to you?
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
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