I walked in on him cutting a hole in the condom.
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
Drinking vodka in the bathtub.... If I don't make it, I thank you for your magical parts
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
My night can be summed up in 3 words: Vodka. Threesomes. Hospital.
the liver wants what the liver wants
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
Apparently chalking everything I've done these past 48 hours to the fact that it was homecoming, is like a "get out of jail free" card.
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
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