Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
the doctor brought back painful memories by lecturing me about your teeth marks that are still on my dick.
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
we walked around the neighborhood with caution tape tied around our foreheads, making indian noises. I might have disturbed a crime scene to make a native american headdress.
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
moral of the story: if your going to mix ambien and free skyclub alcohol, take a direct flight or have a layover in a city you wouldn't mind having to return to for a court date.
ok give me a pep talk, I want a hotdog but I'm too stoned to go make it
I just saw an ad for "fair trade quinoa vodka". Fuck this world and everyone in it.
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
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