at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
John tries to set me up, and she has 1 arm. I'm a nice guy, but 2 arms is kinda a requirement
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
I'm going to have to start sleeping with my keys taped to my stomach.
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
accidentally stumbled into a construction site at 3am on the way home. The bulldozer was locked so we had to settle for rerouting traffic with all the orange cones...
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
I finally got the glitter off in time to get to the party and bang the bday boy in the bathroom while his girlfriend was lighting the bday cake candles.
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
I just fanned myself with my wet toothbrush to dry my mascara. Wtf
you have to get here a cop came into the bar and she looks like Sarah Palin. I think I'm gonna try and bang her
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