ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
I went to go pee and found a strand of your hair wrapped around my penis.
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
QUIT BEING A BITCH, DRINK SOME PEPTO, AND PUKE ON OUR FOES
Normally getting fucked up with the owner and suggesting he motorboat me wouldn’t help my chances of a promotion, but this is 2020 and he definitely enjoyed it
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