Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
dude we were making out and she kept singing the americas next top model song. you wanna be on top?
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
Someone please drive out to my house to bring me a beer.. There are some in the fridge but I just can't get up
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
The guy who was interviewing me asked if I had coke on my pants. You win this time Las Vegas
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
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