My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
In case you were wondering how drunk I was last night, there was an unopened slim Jim in front of my door and I ate it.
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
I went next door to get a can opener from them. They opened the door shirtless, asked me if I wanted to a smoke a joint with them. Then decided to make blueberry smoothies. But the yogurt in the blender & the berries, got confused when the berries blended into the yogurt and just kept adding more. Only stopped when we ran out of berries.
AND ONCE AGAIN THE HENNESSEY MAKES ME A SUPER SAIYAN
Oh for fuck's sake, is that why the couch is in the pool???
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