hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
I didn't go out last night, but I dreamed that I blacked out and the *CRAZY* thing I did was to eat 12 cupcakes off 12 diff plates and stack them up neatly. If I had a life, I'd hate it.
some girl just asked me how to spell unconscious. I really want to know what she was texting.
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
Try and take me seriously and don't look directly at my hair or the jizz on my pants.
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
You don't have a wife, you don't have a dog, and you need a new bong. Don't make this any worse than that.
Also I've been at work for an hour and I've already been "honey"d "babe"d and "beautiful"d by three separate men. Apparently hungover with yesterdays make up looks good on me.
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
Oh? And how would you explain this to your kids?
"Well pumpkin, when mommies and daddies have loved each other so much for a really long time, sometimes they trade off with other mommies and daddies"
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