There are just some things I refuse to put in my mouth.
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
I found you walking along the street hammered. You walked up said hi and handed me a beer.
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
Nothing says "I Love you" like my dick in a pizza box
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
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