What's the politest way to tell someone that you're only interested in them when they're naked, and even then it's just like a passing "meh?"
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
Two girls I have never met just thumb wrestled to decide who gets to make out with me.
100% truth: never tied someone to a bed using 4 pairs of sweatpants before
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
ill drive you to the airport today if we can have sex first
i left yesterday
ill pick you up from the airport on sunday if we can have sex after
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
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