Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
ugh.. my birth control just came out of my nose. wtf?
What a tease, dude. She's giving me emotional blue balls.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
Drunk me needs to be reminded of my sexual preferences.
at least it wasnt animals
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
Zombie crawl summary: 5 of 6 friends successfully laid. friend 6 too drunk to care and making out with a whale (not a costume)
Remember last time I drank with my mom? I asked if I got my dick sucking abilities from her.
quick, give me some iron man trivia, i'm going to make this girl regret quoting tony stark in her tinder bio
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