So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
just tell him he has love handles, he'll die of insecurity
Kris Allen: Jason Mraz mixed with John Mayer and a splash of orgasmmm
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
I only knew it was midnight because i got happy new years texts while i puked outside
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
My cleaning lady just walked in the kitchen and i had a hardcore boner. I dont know what awkward is anymore
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
She has a tattoo on her inner thigh that's an x with a long dotted line. So after she passed out I signed it. Dunno what else I was supposed to do...
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
I think God is sending me all these 20 year olds to make up for wasting my 20's in that crappy ass marriage. Thanks Big Guy!
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
A young (I'm going to guess late middle school age) kid shouted at me from the crosswalk GAS PUMP OF SHAME! I have peaked in life.
Fruitcakes are only good for throwing at neo Nazis.
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