Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
Please don't let me drink ever again. I apparently told him he could stay but as there was no room in the bed he'd have to lie on top of me and he'd need to anchor himself on with his penis so he didn't fall off.
His pick up line was "your one sexy pumpkin, I'd love to carve." Why would you let me go home with him?
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
The security deposit's gone, let's trash this motherfucker
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
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